Editor's Note: Each week, Mike "Statman" Donovan writes up obscure and fun trivia related to the Portland Timbers and Thorns FC. We call them #Statman Stumpers, presented by Dutch Bros. Think you can beat the Statman? Post your scores on social media.
With the return of the 2020 MLS regular season this Sunday against Seattle Sounders FC (7pm, FS1), #Statman asks if you can name every Timbers player across all eras of the club who has scored against our rivals to the north. Don't let the format below scare you. You don't need to know the exact match date of each goalscorer, you just need to guess the names.
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#Statman Stumpers | Can you name every Timbers player to ever score against Seattle?


Soccer Celebration | June 12-15 in Pioneer Courthouse Square
The Timbers Soccer Celebration will be at Portland’s Pioneer Courthouse Square this June.! With supporting partners adidas and McDonald’s, the Soccer Celebration will feature interactive activities, local food carts, merchandise stands, fan giveaways as well as live viewings of select FIFA World Cup 26™ matches, all taking place in “Portland’s living room” from June 12-June 15. The events are free to attend for fans of all ages.

Leagues Cup 2026 comes to Portland
Liga MX giants Club Puebla, Club América and Club Tijuana come to Providence Park in August!
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Leagues Cup launches new Gaming Hub with $1 million Bracket Challenge presented by Coors Light
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Sawyer Jura called up to U.S. U-20 Men's National Team for June training camp in Bulgaria
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Finn Surman: Journey to Dream | Inside Soccer City
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An in-depth interview with GM Ned Grabavoy
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Jake Zivin and Patrick Harris talk with GM Ned Grabavoy | Timbers Fan Podcast
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Portland Timbers mutually part ways with head coach Phil Neville
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Phil Neville Postgame Press Conference | May 23, 2026 | PORvSJ


