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With Timbers midfielder Sebastián Blanco the most recent player of having reached the century mark of 100 regular-season games with Portland, #Statman asks if you can name every Timbers player across all eras of the club who has played 100 matches for Portland. Don't let the format below scare you. You don't need to know the exact years of each player, you just need to guess the names. (Consider the answer of Blanco a freebie to get you started.)
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#Statman Stumpers | Can you name every Timbers player to have played 100 regular-season matches for Portland?
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4:54"I think we need to up our intensity levels" | Phil Neville speaks after training
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"It's up to us as a team to stop them" | Finn Surman talks about facing Whitecaps
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"We didn't come out with the right energy" | Cole Bassett talks about loss to Colorado
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"I felt we never got started" | Phil Neville discusses loss to Rapids
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HIGHLIGHTS | Colorado Rapids vs. Portland Timbers | Feb. 28, 2026
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RECAP | Timbers lose 2-0 on the road to Colorado Rapids
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The Matchup | Timbers hit the road for Colorado
