Editor's Note: Each week, Mike "Statman" Donovan writes up obscure and fun trivia related to the Portland Timbers. We call them #Statman Stumpers, presented by Dutch Bros. Think you can beat the Statman? Post your scores on social media.
With forward Jaroslaw Niezgoda's brace last week, he became the fourth Timbers player with a multi-goal game in 2020. Can you name all of the Timbers players who have scored two goals in a game since they joined MLS?
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#Statman Stumpers | Can you name every Timbers player to have scored a brace?
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Night in Pictures | Timbers defeat Crew to start 2026 MLS season
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That Chara tracking back? Yeah, that helped lead to the game-winner over Crew
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Team recognizes Diego Chara ahead of record-breaking start
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RECAP | Portland Timbers open 2026 campaign with 3-2 win over Columbus Crew
