Editor's Note: Each week, Mike "Statman" Donovan writes up obscure and fun trivia related to the Portland Timbers. We call them #Statman Stumpers, presented by Dutch Bros. Think you can beat the Statman? Post your scores on social media.
With forward Jaroslaw Niezgoda's brace last week, he became the fourth Timbers player with a multi-goal game in 2020. Can you name all of the Timbers players who have scored two goals in a game since they joined MLS?
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#Statman Stumpers | Can you name every Timbers player to have scored a brace?
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1:05A behind-the-scenes look at a team strategy session | Total Access, presented by Nexigo
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James Pantemis in studio plus a look at the international break | Timbers Fan Podcast
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Day in Pictures | Sun, Flags, a llama and more as Timbers hosted the Galaxy at Providence Park
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"The spirit...is something we want to build on" | James Pantemis discusses draw with Galaxy
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"We had players dying for the shirt" | Phil Neville discusses draw with LA
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"Everyone was committed" | Kristoffer Velde on his goal, draw with LA
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HIGHLIGHTS | Portland Timbers vs. LA Galaxy | Mar. 22, 2026
