Editor's Note: Each week, Mike "Statman" Donovan writes up obscure and fun trivia related to the Portland Timbers. We call them #Statman Stumpers, presented by Dutch Bros. Think you can beat the Statman? Post your scores on social media.
With forward Jaroslaw Niezgoda's brace last week, he became the fourth Timbers player with a multi-goal game in 2020. Can you name all of the Timbers players who have scored two goals in a game since they joined MLS?
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#Statman Stumpers | Can you name every Timbers player to have scored a brace?
Pride Night | July 25
Pride Night returns to Providence Park on July 25! This package's limited-edition scarf is designed by Portland-based queer, transmasc, Vietnamese-American graphic designer El Tran and is focused on ways visual art can fuel positive social and political transformation.
Leagues Cup 2026 comes to Portland
Liga MX giants Club Puebla, Club América and Club Tijuana come to Providence Park in August!
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Night in Pictures | Images from a tremendous win in Seattle
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"I'm happy for my teammates" | Kevin Kelsy discusses victory over Seattle
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"I'm delighted for the players...great satisfaction" | Interim head coach Jack Cassidy on win over Seattle
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"As a team, we feel really good" | Kamal Miller on win over Seattle
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HIGHLIGHTS | Seattle Sounders FC vs. Portland Timbers | July 16, 2026
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GOAL | Alexander Aravena scores his first MLS goal with strike against Seattle
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RECAP | Timbers defeat Seattle Sounders FC with historic 5-1 thumping
