Editor's Note: Each week, Mike "Statman" Donovan writes up obscure and fun trivia related to the Portland Timbers and Thorns FC. We call them #Statman Stumpers, presented by Dutch Bros. Think you can beat the Statman? Post your scores on social media.
With today's announcement of games through the end of September, #Statman takes a look at some fun trivia around Timbers games and moments within the ninth month of the year.
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#Statman Stumpers | Fun trivia for Timbers games from the month of September
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6:45"We missed a little bit of quality at the end" | Diego Chara on loss to Atlanta
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"Very disappointing night" | Martí Cifuentes discusses loss to Atlanta
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HIGHLIGHTS | Portland Timbers vs. Atlanta United | Sept. 19, 2026
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RECAP | Timbers lose 1-0 to Atlanta United FC
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"I'm really looking forward to the game" | Ronald Hernández on facing his former team Atlanta
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"I'm so proud at how the guys have been training" | Martí Cifuentes talks ahead of PORvDAL
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The Matchup | Jake Zivin sets up important PORvATL match
