Editor's Note: Each week, Mike "Statman" Donovan writes up obscure and fun trivia related to the Portland Timbers and Thorns FC. We call them #Statman Stumpers, presented by Dutch Bros. Think you can beat the Statman? Post your scores on social media.
With Timbers midfielder Diego Valeri becoming only the third player in MLS history to score 80 goals and contribute 80 assists, #Statman takes a look back to see how well you know the trivia around Portland's El Maestro and his achievement.
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#Statman Stumpers | Now in the 80/80 club, how well do you know the trivia around Valeri's achievement?


First 20,000 fans get a Chara Bobblehead
Celebrate one of the most iconic and accomplished Timbers players on a special night, and take home your own Diego Chara bobblehead, presented by Toyota.
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