Editor's Note: Each week, Mike "Statman" Donovan writes up obscure and fun trivia related to the Portland Timbers and Thorns FC. We call them #Statman Stumpers, presented by Dutch Bros. Think you can beat the Statman? Post your scores on social media.
With Timbers midfielder Diego Valeri becoming only the third player in MLS history to score 80 goals and contribute 80 assists, #Statman takes a look back to see how well you know the trivia around Portland's El Maestro and his achievement.
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#Statman Stumpers | Now in the 80/80 club, how well do you know the trivia around Valeri's achievement?


Inspired by the past, made for today
A capsule collection made to keep the spirit of Soccer City USA Alive. Available for a limited time online and in-stadium.
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The Matchup | Timbers put undefeated streak on the line in the Bay Area
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3:01
"Tonight is the night we go second" | Timbers run rampant on the Galaxy
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Antony named to MLS Team of the Matchday for Matchday 10
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0:33
Antony with a hat trick of assists lands him on the MLS Team of the Matchday for Matchday 10
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Night in Pictures | Timbers continue unbeaten streak with big 4-2 win away over LA Galaxy
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6:30
"We're learning, we're a young team with phenomenal talent" | Phil Neville on win over LA
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5:20
"Three important points for us" | David Da Costa on his goal and win over LA