Editor's Note: Each week, Mike "Statman" Donovan writes up obscure and fun trivia related to the Portland Timbers and Thorns FC. We call them #Statman Stumpers, presented by Dutch Bros. Think you can beat the Statman? Post your scores on social media.
With Timbers midfielder Diego Valeri becoming only the third player in MLS history to score 80 goals and contribute 80 assists, #Statman takes a look back to see how well you know the trivia around Portland's El Maestro and his achievement.
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#Statman Stumpers | Now in the 80/80 club, how well do you know the trivia around Valeri's achievement?

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12:20
"We owed our supporters that kind of performance" | Neville on the Game 2 win over San Diego
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5:30
"I'm on top of the world" | Gage Guerra on his goal and team's win
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5:06
"Getting that goal was an amazing feeling" | Velde talks about his goal, win over SD
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8:44
PENALTY KICKS | Timbers prevail over San Diego FC on penalties to force a Game 3
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MLS CUP PLAYOFFS RECAP | Timbers beat San Diego FC on penalties to force a Game 3 in Audi 2025 MLS Cup Playoffs
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1:04
GOAL | Gage Guerra scores at the death against SD to send the game to PKs
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1:24
GOAL | Velde scores against San Diego in Game 2


