Statman Stumpers, Thorns, 4.28.20

#Statman Stumpers | Origins: Do you know how these Thorns players ended up in Portland?

Editor's Note: Each week, Mike "Statman" Donovan writes up obscure and fun trivia related to the Portland Thorns and Timbers. We call them #Statman Stumpers, presented by Dutch Bros. Think you can beat the Statman? Post your scores on social media.