Editor's Note: Each week, Mike "Statman" Donovan writes up obscure and fun trivia related to the Portland Timbers and Thorns FC. We call them #Statman Stumpers, presented by Dutch Bros. Think you can beat the Statman? Post your scores on social media.
For this week's edition, #Statman looks to the the matchup history of the Portland Timbers and Houston Dynamo ahead of their game in the MLS is Back Tournament on July 18 in Orlando (5pm PT, ESPN).
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#Statman Stumpers | How well do you know Portland and Houston's soccer matchup history?
Hispanic Heritage Night Special Offer
A special ticket+scarf offer for the Timbers' Hispanic Heritage Night on Sept. 27 as the club takes on FC Dallas.
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1:32"Alma de Fútbol" | Artist José Miguel E. Pinerua, Jr. explains his scarf design for Hispanic Heritage Month
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Night in Pictures | Timbers dispatch Red Bulls at Providence Park
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Native American Heritage Night at Providence Park | Sights & Sounds
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"I think we have to turn into a team that's ruthless" | Neville discusses win over NYRB
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"I'm happier for the win than I am for the goal" | Matías Rojas talks about his goal and win
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"I feel privileged that I was able to score" | Antony talks about his performance
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HIGHLIGHTS | Portland Timbers vs. New York Red Bulls | Sept. 13, 2025
