Editor's Note: Each week, Mike "Statman" Donovan writes up obscure and fun trivia related to the Portland Timbers and Thorns FC. We call them #Statman Stumpers, presented by Dutch Bros. Think you can beat the Statman? Post your scores on social media.
With the return of the 2020 MLS regular season this Sunday against Seattle Sounders FC (7pm, FS1), #Statman asks if you can name every Timbers player across all eras of the club who has scored against our rivals to the north. Don't let the format below scare you. You don't need to know the exact match date of each goalscorer, you just need to guess the names.
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#Statman Stumpers | Can you name every Timbers player to ever score against Seattle?


Inspired by the past, made for today
A capsule collection made to keep the spirit of Soccer City USA Alive. Available for a limited time online and in-stadium.
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Talk Timbers | Following U.S. Open Cup triumph, Timbers look to bounce-back in league play
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Lacey Henderson: Soccer, Self & Success | Inside Soccer City | Ep. 6
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The Matchup | Timbers return to MLS play against SKC
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Night in Pictures | Up close: An Open Cup win at Starfire
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A Night at Starfire | Sights and Sounds from Portland's U.S. Open Cup win
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Timbers road match against Vancouver Whitecaps FC rescheduled for Sept. 24
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"It felt amazing, it felt so good" | Gage Guerra on his goal, win over Tacoma