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With the return of the 2020 MLS regular season this Sunday against Seattle Sounders FC (7pm, FS1), #Statman asks if you can name every Timbers player across all eras of the club who has scored against our rivals to the north. Don't let the format below scare you. You don't need to know the exact match date of each goalscorer, you just need to guess the names.
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#Statman Stumpers | Can you name every Timbers player to ever score against Seattle?


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