Editor's Note: Each week, Mike "Statman" Donovan writes up obscure and fun trivia related to the Portland Timbers and Thorns FC. We call them #Statman Stumpers, presented by Dutch Bros. Think you can beat the Statman? Post your scores on social media.
With today's announcement of games through the end of September, #Statman takes a look at some fun trivia around Timbers games and moments within the ninth month of the year.
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#Statman Stumpers | Fun trivia for Timbers games from the month of September


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Timbers host collection site for KGW Great Food Drive
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"We feel that we're so close to being the team we can be" | Surman talks about his team's play and readying for LA
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"We need to takes steps and become better" | Velde on how the team is improving, preparing for LA
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"We've got to just keep working" | Neville talks about team, injury updates and more
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Alexander Aravena called up to Chile Men's National Team for March international window
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Finn Surman called up to New Zealand Men's National Team for March international window
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"Luckily, one fell for me tonight" | Gage Guerra on his first MLS regular-season goal


