Editor's Note: Each week, Mike "Statman" Donovan writes up obscure and fun trivia related to the Portland Timbers and Thorns FC. We call them #Statman Stumpers, presented by Dutch Bros. Think you can beat the Statman? Post your scores on social media.
With today's announcement of games through the end of September, #Statman takes a look at some fun trivia around Timbers games and moments within the ninth month of the year.
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#Statman Stumpers | Fun trivia for Timbers games from the month of September
Hispanic Heritage Night | Sept. 19 vs. Atlanta
Special performances and a limited edition Hispanic Heritage Scarf will be available exclusively at PTFC Authentics. The evening will also feature a giveaway of 10,000 keychains, courtesy of Modelo.
Events Reimagined
Access the match like never before with Timbers group events
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Finn Surman selected to New Zealand Men's National Team for upcoming international window
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Hispanic Heritage Night | A limited edition scarf, a keychain giveaway and special performances set for Sept. 19
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"Just because it's art and sports doesn't mean it can't collide together" | The design behind the 2026 Hispanic Heritage Scarf
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Plan Ahead | Major I-5 southbound closure near Rose Quarter now underway
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"A lot of fight from the guys, a lot of heart" | Joel Waterman discusses game against Dallas
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"It was a challenging game" | Martí Cifuentes on loss to Dallas
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HIGHLIGHTS | FC Dallas vs. Portland Timbers | Sept. 12, 2026
