Editor's Note: Each week, Mike "Statman" Donovan writes up obscure and fun trivia related to the Portland Timbers and Thorns FC. We call them #Statman Stumpers, presented by Dutch Bros. Think you can beat the Statman? Post your scores on social media.
With Timbers midfielder Sebastián Blanco the most recent player of having reached the century mark of 100 regular-season games with Portland, #Statman asks if you can name every Timbers player across all eras of the club who has played 100 matches for Portland. Don't let the format below scare you. You don't need to know the exact years of each player, you just need to guess the names. (Consider the answer of Blanco a freebie to get you started.)
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#Statman Stumpers | Can you name every Timbers player to have played 100 regular-season matches for Portland?


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