Editor's Note: Each week, Mike "Statman" Donovan writes up obscure and fun trivia related to the Portland Timbers. We call them #Statman Stumpers, presented by Dutch Bros. Think you can beat the Statman? Post your scores on social media.
With forward Jaroslaw Niezgoda's brace last week, he became the fourth Timbers player with a multi-goal game in 2020. Can you name all of the Timbers players who have scored two goals in a game since they joined MLS?
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#Statman Stumpers | Can you name every Timbers player to have scored a brace?


2026 Mini Plans
Timbers Mini Plans provide discounts on single match tickets or special offers. Packages include Home Opener, Cascadia rivalries, Beat LA x 2 and credits to PTFC Authentics.
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Timbers re-sign defender Eric Miller to new contract
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Timbers sign free agent defender Brandon Bye
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Welcome to the Rose City, Brandon Bye
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Timbers select three players in MLS SuperDraft 2026
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Timbers Technical Director Jack Dodd calls first round selection Justin McLean | 2026 MLS SuperDraft
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