Editor's Note: Each week, Mike "Statman" Donovan writes up obscure and fun trivia related to the Portland Timbers. We call them #Statman Stumpers, presented by Dutch Bros. Think you can beat the Statman? Post your scores on social media.
With forward Jaroslaw Niezgoda's brace last week, he became the fourth Timbers player with a multi-goal game in 2020. Can you name all of the Timbers players who have scored two goals in a game since they joined MLS?
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#Statman Stumpers | Can you name every Timbers player to have scored a brace?
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Matchday | Timbers travel to duel LAFC Saturday evening
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"It's definitely a different kind of challenge" | Martí Cifuentes on facing LAFC
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"I think we'll be able to implement our game" | Ariel Lassiter on preparing for LAFC
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The Matchup | What to watch for as Timbers face LAFC
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Timbers forward Kristoffer Velde named to MLS Team of the Matchday for Matchday 21
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"It was fun to play today" | Kristoffer Velde on win over SD
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"The best moment in this game...is the spirit of the team" | David Da Costa on his goal, win over SD
