Editor's Note: Each week, Mike "Statman" Donovan writes up obscure and fun trivia related to the Portland Timbers. We call them #Statman Stumpers, presented by Dutch Bros. Think you can beat the Statman? Post your scores on social media.
With forward Jaroslaw Niezgoda's brace last week, he became the fourth Timbers player with a multi-goal game in 2020. Can you name all of the Timbers players who have scored two goals in a game since they joined MLS?
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#Statman Stumpers | Can you name every Timbers player to have scored a brace?


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New front-of-jersey partner in Bank of America and other offseason news | Talk Timbers
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Jimmy on the Pitch | James Pantemis asks fans who's the best player on the team
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Timbers, Bank of America announce new front-of-jersey partnership and community program at Peninsula Elementary School
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PHOTOS | Bank of America announced as new front-of-jersey sponsor and community partner in event at Peninsula Elementary School
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Portland Timbers enter multi-year partnership with Bank of America to become front-of-jersey partner
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From the Pitch to all of Portland: Welcome Bank of America
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Bank of America becomes new Timbers front-of-jersey partner, Tillamook transitions to sleeve patch


