Editor's Note: Each week, Mike "Statman" Donovan writes up obscure and fun trivia related to the Portland Timbers and Thorns FC. We call them #Statman Stumpers, presented by Dutch Bros. Think you can beat the Statman? Post your scores on social media.
With Timbers midfielder Diego Valeri becoming only the third player in MLS history to score 80 goals and contribute 80 assists, #Statman takes a look back to see how well you know the trivia around Portland's El Maestro and his achievement.
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#Statman Stumpers | Now in the 80/80 club, how well do you know the trivia around Valeri's achievement?


Hispanic Heritage Night Special Offer
A special ticket+scarf offer for the Timbers' Hispanic Heritage Night on Sept. 27 as the club takes on FC Dallas.
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"It's going to another really good game of football" | Neville gets team ready for Minnesota
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Learn more about the limited edition Native American Heritage Night Scarf available on Sept. 13
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A preview of Timbers-Loons plus hear from former Timber Zarek Valentin | Talk Timbers
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Artist Taylor Dean explains her Native American Heritage Night Scarf design
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Kevin Kelsy called up to Venezuelan National Team for 2026 World Cup Qualifiers
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"[We need] to be in the game at all times" | Jimer Fory talks to media