Editor's Note: Each week, Mike "Statman" Donovan writes up obscure and fun trivia related to the Portland Timbers and Thorns FC. We call them #Statman Stumpers, presented by Dutch Bros. Think you can beat the Statman? Post your scores on social media.
With Timbers midfielder Diego Valeri becoming only the third player in MLS history to score 80 goals and contribute 80 assists, #Statman takes a look back to see how well you know the trivia around Portland's El Maestro and his achievement.
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#Statman Stumpers | Now in the 80/80 club, how well do you know the trivia around Valeri's achievement?
Hispanic Heritage Night | Sept. 19 vs. Atlanta
Special performances and a limited edition Hispanic Heritage Scarf will be available exclusively at PTFC Authentics. The evening also features a giveaway of 10,000 keychains, courtesy of Modelo.
$15 Tickets!
Join us at Providence Park as the Timbers continue their push for the postseason!
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2:42Omir Fernandez's road back to the pitch | The Pathway, presented by Allstate
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"We try to focus on...ways we can improve" | Martí Cifuentes on match preparation
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"It's about trying to be better every single day" | Ariel Lassiter checks in from training
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James Pantemis called up to Canadian Men's National Team for upcoming international window
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Finn Surman selected to New Zealand Men's National Team for upcoming international window
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Hispanic Heritage Night | A limited edition scarf, a keychain giveaway and special performances set for Sept. 19
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"Just because it's art and sports doesn't mean it can't collide together" | The design behind the 2026 Hispanic Heritage Scarf
