Editor's Note: Each week, Mike "Statman" Donovan writes up obscure and fun trivia related to the Portland Timbers and Thorns FC. We call them #Statman Stumpers, presented by Dutch Bros. Think you can beat the Statman? Post your scores on social media.
With Timbers midfielder Diego Valeri becoming only the third player in MLS history to score 80 goals and contribute 80 assists, #Statman takes a look back to see how well you know the trivia around Portland's El Maestro and his achievement.
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#Statman Stumpers | Now in the 80/80 club, how well do you know the trivia around Valeri's achievement?


Hispanic Heritage Night Special Offer
A special ticket+scarf offer for the Timbers' Hispanic Heritage Night on Sept. 27 as the club takes on FC Dallas.
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"Alma de Fútbol" | Artist José Miguel E. Pinerua, Jr. explains his scarf design for Hispanic Heritage Month
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Night in Pictures | Timbers dispatch Red Bulls at Providence Park
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Native American Heritage Night at Providence Park | Sights & Sounds
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"I think we have to turn into a team that's ruthless" | Neville discusses win over NYRB
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"I'm happier for the win than I am for the goal" | Matías Rojas talks about his goal and win
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"I feel privileged that I was able to score" | Antony talks about his performance
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HIGHLIGHTS | Portland Timbers vs. New York Red Bulls | Sept. 13, 2025